Moving Sale — ACT NOW!

My roommate just moved out, and left behind a bunch of stuff. I don't want it, so I'm selling it SUPER CHEAP! If you like what you see, please scroll down to the bottom for contact info and availability times.

Living Room
Sturdy End Tables (2)
$40 each or $50 for both! 		TV and Remote - $20 Entertainment Cabinet - $20
or get the TV and Entertainment cabinet TOGETHER for just $25!
All this XBox 360 stuff, cables and hard drive and whatnot, $5 Look at this chair! How can you not love this chair!? There are 4 of these. $25 each, or all 4 for $70! This adorable Teddy bear.
Just $5.
THERE WAS SOMETHING HERE THAT I WAS GONNA SELL, BUT IT ALREADY GOT SOLD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!! YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!! This couch.
It has seen better days.
To be perfectly honest, it was never a great couch. 		BUT OMG IT'S A
FREE COUCH!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?
Remember those awesome chairs? They go perfectly with this glass-top table.
Yours for just $50. 		Oh no! That cat's gonna walk on the table!
Will it shatter, along with your hopes of getting all this great cheap stuff?!? 		No! That's right, this table can support the weight of a significantly overweight cat!
You clearly need this table in your house.
I'm feeling crazy, so take the table and all 4 chairs for just $100! That's practically a $9000 value!!
Bedroom
Need a bed? Cuz I'm selling one. That's right.
Mattress, boxspring, and frame.
Hardly used, clean, yours for $120! 		This dresser is awesome!
ONLY $25! 		This is a very ergonomic chair. Protect your back in comfort and style!
$40!
If you take ANYTHING from the bedroom, I'll throw in this end table. That's right, it's FREE with the bed, end table, dresser, chair, or desk. Ok, so I didn't really need another picture of the dresser, but my cat posed so nice, and I figured it would be rude not to take a picture of him. You know what you need with that ergonomic chair? This desk! It's pretty beat up, but very functional. Just $40, or get them BOTH the desk AND the chair for $45!

I'll be available the following times:

  1. Friday, 2009-09-18, after 7:00 PM
  2. Saturday, 2009-09-19, before 1:30 PM or after 7:00 PM
  3. Sunday, 2009-09-20, before 2:00 PM
  4. And then, the shop is closed for good!

Don't call, just come by. I'm sure you're a lovely person, but I'm too busy packing and moving right now to stop and chitchat.

You'd think this would go without saying, but please don't come to my house at any other times. Seriously, people.

I can't hold anything for you. If you want it, come and get it. I'm really very serious about this. If you want something, but can't take it right away, here are the terms:

  1. You pay for the item.
  2. You give me $250.
  3. If you show up to get it before Sunday at 2:00 PM, I'll give you back your $250.
  4. If you don't show up to get it before Sunday at 2:00 PM, I keep your money. No exceptions. It's a real pain when you hold something for someone and then they don't show, and you end up having to truck it to the dump, or turn down someone else who wanted to buy it.

I don't have time to run anyone's credit, so cash only, please.

I can't bring anything to you. Provide your own transportation, or hire someone else if you need a truck.

My phone number is 408 212 0124. Don't call unless you're lost or want to know if something's sold yet. I won't answer any other questions over the phone. If you want it, you'd better buy it before someone else does!

The address is 865 Pomeroy Ave, Apartment #207, Santa Clara, CA (click for map)